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"I am not a water boy. I was razed on sandstone and cotton fields watered by a depleting aquifer, dust storms, water shortages, desert beetles coming in the windows, and cactus for a west garden. The closest ocean was a nine-and-a-half-hour drive, which isn’t bad for most people but is just enough that you wouldn’t go down on a weekend. And if you were like me, you wouldn’t go down at all."